Did Philip Fart?

> ..and he probably does all the time.
> What the heck, he's almost ninety,
> and at that age you don't hold anything back even if you wanted to!
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> The really important question:
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> Did Philip Fart?
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> What do you think?
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> The expressions are priceless!
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> Look at the Queen's face!
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> A fart is a pleasant thing,
> It gives the belly ease,
> It warms the bed in winter,
> And suffocates the fleas.
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> A fart can be quiet,
> A fart can be loud,
> Some leave a powerful,
> Poisonous cloud
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> A fart can be short,
> Or a fart can be long,
> Some farts have been known
> To sound like a song......
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> A fart can create
> A most curious medley,
> A fart can be harmless,
> Or silent, and deadly.
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> A fart might not smell,
> While others are vile,
> A fart may pass quickly,
> Or linger a while......
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> A fart can occur
> in a number of places,
> And leave everyone there,
> With strange looks on their faces .
> From wide-open prairie,
> To small lifts,
> A fart will find all of
> Us sooner or later.
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> But farts are all bad,
> Is simply not true-
> We must never forget.......
> Sweet old farts like you!
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> Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?
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