Murphy's Other 15 Laws

> 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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> 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
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> 3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.
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> 4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
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> 5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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> 6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
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> 7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
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> 8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
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> 9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
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> 10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
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> 11. The things that come to those that wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.
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> 12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
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> 13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
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> 14 . The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.
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> 15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.