US of A

Do You Know Your State Motto?

Alabama:
Heck Yes, We Have Electricity
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Alaska:
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
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Arizona:
But It's A Dry Heat
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Arkansas: Literacy
Ain't Everything
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California: By 30, Our
Women Have More Plastic Than Your
Honda
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Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't
Bother
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Connecticut: Like Massachusetts,
Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It
Yet
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Delaware: We Really Do Like The
Chemicals In Our Water
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Florida: Ask Us
About Our Grandkids
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Georgia: We Put The
"Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
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Hawaii:
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your
Money)
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Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ...
Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Are Real
Good
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Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the
"S"
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Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave
Free
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Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With
Corn
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Kansas: First Of The Rectangle
States
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Kentucky: Five Million People;
Fifteen Last Names
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Louisiana: We're Not ALL
Drunken Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism
Campaign
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Maine: We're Really Cold, But We
Have Cheap Lobster
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Maryland: If You Can
Dream It, We Can Tax It
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Massachusetts: Our
Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax
Brackets)
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Michigan: First Line Of Defense
From The Canadians
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Minnesota: 10,000
Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000
Mosquitoes
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Mississippi: Come And Feel Better
About Your Own State
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Missouri: Your Federal
Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
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Montana:
Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Little
Else
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Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto
Contest
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Nevada: Prostitutes and
Poker!
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New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us
Alone
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New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
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New
Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
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New York:
You Have The Right To Remain Silent; You Have The Right To an
Attorney
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North Carolina: Tobacco Is A
Vegetable
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North Dakota: We Really Are One
Of The 50 States!
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Ohio: At Least We're Not
Michigan
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Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No
Singing
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Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For
Dinner...
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Pennsylvania: Cook With
Coal
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Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An
Island
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South Carolina: Remember The Civil
War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
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South
Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
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Tennessee:
The Educashun State
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Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les
(Yes, I Speak English)
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Utah: Our Jesus Is
Better Than Your Jesus
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Vermont:
Yep
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Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs
And Slack jaw Yokels Don't Mix?
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Washington:
Help! Nerds And Slackers Overrun
Us!
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Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be
Mayor?
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West Virginia: One Big Happy Family...
Really!
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Wisconsin: Come Cut The
Cheese
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Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and The
Sheep Are Scared